Are you tired of dry, callused feet? Are you sometimes embarrassed because your heels look like hooves? Then here is the product for you; the one, the only, the miraculous Ped Egg!
The "micro-files" on the Ped-Egg promise to gingerly shluf the dead skin from your feet, making you feel less like a dragon one layer of skin at a time. The creators of this product have even devised a nifty little trap for all the dead skin you saw from your feet, eliminating the mess. Now, instead of doing your feet over the trashcan like a Neanderthal you are free to groom anywhere; your couch, mid-morning traffic, the back of a crowded movie theater, an airplane, literally anywhere you would like to make people feel uncomfortable. As an added bonus, you can save your people-jerky-shavings to disgust/amaze friends and relatives.
True, there are many other pedi-files on the market that probably do a better job, cost less, and don't carry the risk of carving skin off your feet like a butcher on Thanksgiving but there is a hidden bonus to the Ped Egg... it is the only foot-file that doubles as a handy cheese grater for Italian night. The dead skin trap measures out the perfect amount of Parmesan cheese without letting half of it scatter over the table like traditional graters.
